Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
…
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
(Source: i-like-yo-face-thats-why-i, via kivaember)
Raychellz
Reblog this if you prefer PruGer rather than GerPru
[[For Germancest lovers <3]]
x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/xarrogant boy, love yourself so no one has to
they’re better off without you
arrogant boy, cause a scene like you’re supposed to
they’ll fall asleep without you
you’re lucky if your memory remains
(Source: strifingstriders, via horyhetaria)
If Tumblr Was A City
| Hipsters: | Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners |
| Potterheads: | Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun |
| Sherlockians: | Would run the police force |
| Whovians: | Would be lost in space and time somewhere? |
| Shia LaBeouf Fans: | Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night |
| Homestucks: | Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way |
| Once-lings: | Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park |
| Supernatural: | Would work in a garage filled with salt. |
| Avengers: | Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games. |
| Submas: | Would run and live in the subway systems. |
| Hetalians: | Would rule the country the city was in. |
| Mass Effect fans: | Would run the space station. |
| Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans: | Would inflict Penalty Games on the Avenger fans for stealing their gimmick of trading card games |
(Source: mein-gott-preussen, via pruhunspam)
DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUSTDON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
- DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
- DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
- DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
- DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
DON’T COMPARE ABORTION TO THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST
(via lostprussiansoul)
When Ludwig’s all upset and laying on the couch Gilbert’s just like
I’m sorry but when I saw this post I had to draw it fdhjfgdjsf
(I apologise for my shoddy anatomy and messy colouring)
(via gaybritons)
FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to @#!*% the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
omg
internet browser fanfiction; only on tumblr
made me snigger like i’ve never sniggered before.
tumblr i am very concerned right now
(via seerofbuttcheeks)
(snipped)
This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:
The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.
According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.
When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.
So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.
/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.
^
(mic drop)
*STANDING OVATION*
I know I’ve reblogged this picture already but
DAMN
BURN
(Source: drunkonstevphen, via lovi-kun)
This is my Mom. In the beginning of last month, I called the paramedics because she wasn’t able to stand up. She had been having flu like symptoms for a while, but we thought nothing of it. When we arrived at the ER, the doctor examined her and told us that she had somehow acquired a flesh-eating bacteria that was gangrenous, and he said that it was very possible she wasn’t going to live through the night. My Mom endured three emergency surgeries that night, and has pulled through with amazing strength. It’s been almost a month now, and she’s still in the hospital—undergoing reconstructive surgery as I write this.
She doesn’t know how beautiful she is, she doesn’t understand how much she adds to this world. Her goofy sense of humour, her wit, her love, and her hugs, they all saved my life so many times, and brightened the lives of others.
I’ve never written anything like this before, but would anyone mind reblogging this to show your support, and to tell her and show her how much she’s loved and appreciated? I know it would mean the world to her.
(via clockwork-rabbit)
